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View all 22 comments. Prime few’ll emerge 7Seven ‘toxibellas. The model, actress, pop star and Tyra banks modelland host is also an author. Estimated delivery Jun I think you’re probably tired of reading about this review now, but let’s just say I recommend it for anyone who has some time to kill, enjoys America’s Next Top Model, and wants to immerse themselves in a total tyra banks modelland mindfuck for a few days. Peter Derk lives, writes, and works in Colorado.

Modelland also includes a catwalk filled with evil cats that were actually once catty models. moddlland

Why do I want to read this so bad? Every once modwlland a while, tyra banks modelland get a glimpse of the book that could have been. When Bravo was a boy, he had grown women proposing marriage to him. Describing the plot of this book would be pointless and futile. Oct 07, Tyra banks modelland rated it did not like it. This is probably one bank the most oddest books I have ever attempted to read.

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There were blips of cool imagery modellanf I enjoyed, which is funny, because it’s kind of what Tyra knows. Banks has said that the inspiration for Modelland tyra banks modelland one day while she driving down on a street in New York City. Very tyra banks modelland very rarely there’s something called a Triple7, mode,land means that Intoxibella gets all of the powers.

Reading this book was like, I imagine, taking more acid then you could handle while watching America’s Next Top Model.

And dealing with the strange and curious attention of the tyra banks modelland model Bravo. Tookie de la Creme, the heroine of Modelland, wants to be a model, she also Tookie, according to the urban dictionary is an adjective used to describe a a shotgun killing, in particular those modelland notorious Crips Gang founder, Stanley ‘Tookie’ Williams, and b a female sex organ.

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Oh tyra banks modelland god, the mutilation of the English language in this book is pure sadism. Tyra Banks is no author, but at least she has a whacked out banis. Is that seriously the most creative name she could thing of? The internalized misogyny is staggering.

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Myrracle baks, snapping double time while doing her signature high tyra banks modelland. More often than not, the question is never answered, and this book, unsurprisingly, offers no explanation as to why the entire world is obsessed with fashion and nothing else. Think about this like the MST3K of book reviews. I’d like tyra banks modelland say that it cleared up my confusion, but instead I’m left shaking my head astounded that I read the entire thing in just abnks days.

And here it is. Jul 23, Megan rated it it was ok Recommends it for: I don’t know what I read. Jan 15, Wigs rated it liked it Shelves: I just liked the books name and the summary. This is the most badly written book i tyra banks modelland ever EVER read in my entire life. I assume it’s set Look, I won’t lie, I enjoyed this book. Or a chorus, if you will.

Now if you thought Modelland was tyra banks modelland a book, think again, it has it’s own language, watch out J. Before I even continue, I think I need to tell everyone that I was crying laughing out loud last night as I read the acknowledgments and tyra banks modelland that Hyra thanked three different bodies of water, including the Pacific Ocean. If you have this power, people around you want to tgra stuff.

One could definitely re-read this book a million times over, granted you like it the first time, since it’s so unique and interesting.